Something to read for the ride home

Every day I look up from the beach and see the passenger airplanes taking off from Luis Munoz Marin International Airport noting that my departure from this island is eminent. In all of the time I have been here doing nothing, I have actually gotten a lot done.

With most of my family being the main readers of this you will be happy to find that it has been two months since my last cigarette. I still don’t feel like I quit it, I guess I have seen so many people put down cigarettes for months even years only to pick it back up again and smoke like the freight train had never even stopped at that lonely train station in Ely, Nevada. I have learned how to save money and make 3000 dollars last for 6 months while still living it up,  occasionally going to really nice restaurants and drinking every day. I found that cheap rum will last you longer in drunkeness factor than a 12er of the cheapest beer out here.

6 beers = 1/4th bottle of Palo Viejo Puerto Rican Rum
6 beers = about 5$
1/4th bottle of Palo Viejo Puerto Rican Rum = about 2$

I never thought I could drink more than when I was living in Denver but I guess that is what happens when you don’t have a job and the highlight of the day is going surfing, coming home to watching season 3 of Lost and getting drunk

One of the reasons I wanted to move here in the first place was to learn how to surf. We went to the surf shop and I thought the surf boards were a little out of my price range and figured I would try bodyboarding instead. After snapping my first bodyboard (dropping in on 15 foot waves on a 60 dollar bodyboard won’t last very long), I decided to spend substantially more money on the next one. Bought fins and a rash guard and nice surf shorts. All said and done I probably spent more money on bodyboarding than I would have on a surf board. But the more I look back on it the more I am glad I got into bodyboarding. Since bodyboarding is so much more radical and more technical than surf boarding.

In my days the fearless leader on our war against cockroaches and ants, I have found that our number one weapon is Combat roach and ant killer (never skimp on the no name bug killer, they don’t work). Mosquitos have been a huge problem for the past couple months, and since we have no screens on our windows they seem to enter our house as they  please and suck our blood. I guess you just get used to constantly having mosquito itches all over. I may have west nile virus when I get home.

After being washed in the local language of Spanish, I still don’t speak it very well. I do believe that I have learned how to get by by knowing as few key word as possible. While most people here do speak English as a second language many however do not. And I became very good (if I do say so myself) at saying stuff like “no habla espanol” or “habla espanol un poco”.

I have gotten down and dirty with my artistic side thanks to my lovely girlfriend who has been pushing me in the right direction by giving me one of her drawing pads and one of her nice drawing pencils. I have been doing this whole cut and paste thing with these cans as noted in a previous post. For some reason it reminds me of sewing back at home and I will be glad to get back to my sewing machine.

(one of my more recent can wraps)

I think my style has changed immensely in the six months that I have been here. I have welcomed the whole Cuban look with open arms. While sort of keeping to my old look and adhering to modern fashion. Yeah, it does sound sort of faggy, but the more I see what the older generation is wearing (fedora’s and 50’s garb), the more I realize that that is something amazing.

We went to Salvation Army (we like to call it Sally’s for short, thanks ma) today just outside of old San Juan to check out the latest shipment of class of 2008 shirts, new made in china domino sets and an exceptionally large array of jackets. I bought a couple books to read for the ride home. That is one more thing I have learned after moving here and probably the most important. While living in Utah I had always meant to read more but always found something else I would rather be doing. I think that most people would think I was retarded for not reading (mostly myself and I was beginning to notice it in my lack of english vocabulary). Maybe I will get a goodreads account now. Nah.

I will be back home on June third see you then…

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  • Janie says so:
    May 16th, 2008 |

    Loved your most recent can wrap piece, very artistic.

  • andy says so:
    May 15th, 2008 |

    Glad to hear you haven’t smoked in a while. That’s good news. Renee and I are trying to be healthier as well.

    This trip you’ve made is an experience i could only dream of. I really envy you for being able to step out of your comfort zone; really, reading through your blogs, i can tell it was both horrifying and at the same time beautiful for you. You can only learn when you put yourself in a new situtaions, and i believe that’s what you strive for in life, moreso than anyone i know. When you go to work every day and create nothing, how can you know you’re really alive? you live by this, don’t you.

    Happy 25th. Wish i could have been there.

  • Janie says so:
    May 15th, 2008 |

    This blog is AWESOME. It reminds me of the essay on THE BREAKFAST CLUB.

    HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY (May 15th)

    Mom

  • Sam says so:
    May 15th, 2008 |

    Horay! Great post!

    I’m probably wrong, but I think the “I” form is “hablo.” “no habla” means “it doesn’t speak” while “no hablo” means “I don’t speak.” (This message brought to you by six years of Spanish class).

    I added a little thing on the sidebar of my blog counting down to your return. If you tell me what time your flight arrives I can fine tune it.

    Word homie. See you soon. You should get online one of these days.

  • Renee says so:
    May 14th, 2008 |

    Awesome factor 5000. I read antelope brigade at least once a week and know all your stories so well that it took me a while to realize I hadn’t commented yet. (I guess those drawn out conversations about Sage Francis with you only happened in my head? Thx for introducing us, btw.) Yay for no cigarettes. Yay for being home soon! YAY FOR MORE ADVENTURES TO COME! :-D

  • Merrady says so:
    May 13th, 2008 |

    i’ll see you princesses in july. if you don’t make it to some shows i’ll be embittered and disheartened for sure. i’m jealous of your adventure, and can’t wait to have my own after the adventure of recording my first e.p. this summer. EEEEEE!!!!! btw, check out my new nephew http://www.bandcphipps.blogspot.com

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