santa the male shovanist
Dear Santa.
Today I read that in Australia you will no longer be able to say what everyone wants to hear you say “ho, ho, ho”. My grandma just became the queen out there and she is setting some pretty strict rules. She told me the other day ”When santa says ho, ho, ho, it reminds me of that rap music. Soo bad for for your precious little ears” . So again. Santa, I’m sorry my grandma sucks at being queen of Australia.
Your pal,Brikon
P.s. We will miss your ho’s!
I was kidding about my grandma being queen. But its true about the ho ho ho thing. Apparently a santa recruitment training center (or as I like to call it the RCTC) in Australia was teaching them not to say ho, and replace it with ha. Ho could be mixed up with whore. Sounds a little ridiculous to me.
Reminds me of the city in Louisiana that outlawed sagging pants. They even hired some rapper to make a song about how not cool it is to sag ye ‘ol pants.
November 16th, 2007 |
i take that back. i fucking suck.
November 16th, 2007 |
also, there’s nothing particularly chauvinistic about guys calling it like it is.
can you believe it’s spelled chauvinist? even google doesn’t bother to correct that one as no one knows how to spell it, including me. took me like three tries online to find the right word.
November 16th, 2007 |
there’s an overstock.com radio commercial that sings a song to the tune of jingle bells:
HO HO HO
THE GREAT BIG O!
OVERSTOCK DOT COM!
it makes me die inside every time i hear it. i mean, my everyday usual thoughts make me question the validity of life as it is, and then overstock.com just makes it worse for me.