I am pretty sure I just saw the best mormon movie ever created. Granted it is the only mormon movie I have ever seen but I was pretty much blown away by the goodness of ..

• The sweet “your mom dressed me and she lives back in 1994″ wardrobe
• The plots “plot-holy-ness” (emphasis on hole)
• The amazing acting

I know. It is a low budget local movie. I wasn’t expecting much from Passage to Zarahemia, But it was fun to watch. Even for a non Mormon. The only thing that kinda got to me was the Mormon aspect, but it was miniscule to what I was expecting. This movie would have been 10x better if they would have added..

• Boobs
• Everything is better with more cursing 
• If good ‘ol Mel Gibson would have directed it, more people would have liked it. Then again if Mel Gibson directed it, it wouldn’t have been a Mormon movie.
• More gore

Well I guess I could have just said Mel Gibson and left it at that. He would have added all of those things. Plus make every single scene as dramatic as possible. Oh and the soundtrack was so bad. I guess because the director wrote and sang all the music for it. Just a little ridic..